Wednesday, August 9, 2017

All The Things I’d Rather Do Than Deal With Modern Dating

God & Man Write a 20 page essay (with citations) about quantum physics by 8 a.m. tomorrow morning. Brush my teeth after drinking a nice, tall glass of orange juice. Marathon all of Nick Cage’s movies. Every. Single. One. Write a 20 page essay analyzing every one. Do my taxes. Get my wisdom teeth removed. […]

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